Carrnard, the Fox and the Chicken Coop Election

Tennessee Raven
4 min readJan 22, 2024

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In the sun-dappled coop of Cluckton Manor, Reginald Rooster, his comb a fiery crown atop his weathered feathers, announced his retirement. The air rustled with nervous clucks. Who would become their guardian, their watchful eye against lurking hawks and sly weasels?

Enter Carrnard, a fox whose fur shimmered like burnt honey and eyes glowed like amber embers. He sauntered not as a predator, but as a savior, his voice dripping with promises spun from moonlight and dandelion fluff. He spoke of an ingenious security system, a labyrinth of tunnels that would confound any threat. Reginald, with his tried-and-true methods, seemed dull in comparison. Carrnard swept the election, the hens seduced by his charm and whispers of safety.

The first few days were a flurry of feathers. Carrnard sniffed out imaginary dangers (usually stray crumbs) and drilled the hens in evasive maneuvers, whispering secrets that tickled their wattles with excitement. They strutted with a cocky swagger, no longer cowering at every rustle in the grass. But beneath the surface, shadows flickered. Hens began disappearing, leaving behind a flurry of feathers and panicked shrieks. Carrnard, ever smooth, blamed shadowy figures, his explanations like eggshells cracking under doubt.

Penelope, a young pullet with eyes sharp as hawk beaks, witnessed the truth. One moonlit night, she saw Carrnard, his eyes gleaming with hunger, carrying plump Bertha towards the coop’s edge. Penelope’s frantic cluck shattered the night, sending the hens into a whirlwind of feathers and squawks.

Reginald, though his bones ached with the weight of years, rose to the challenge. He knew every nook and cranny of the coop, every trick Carrnard might employ. He led the hens on a chase, weaving through Carrnard’s complex tunnels, their united clucks and shrieks a defiant symphony. At the coop’s edge, Reginald faced Carrnard. Age may have dulled his feathers, but wisdom sharpened his beak. He feinted, he dodged, driving Carrnard back until the fox, entangled in his own web of deceit, tripped over his greed. With a final burst of strength, Reginald sent Carrnard tumbling back into the wilderness where he belonged.

The coop, shaken but triumphant, gathered around their old hero. They had been foolish, blinded by the glitter of promises and forgetting the worth of experience. But they had learned a valuable lesson: trust is not bought with empty words, and safety cannot be bartered away for eggs, no matter how golden their shells.

From that day on, Reginald, though older still, continued to guard the coop. The hens, wise now, never forgot the time they traded wisdom for charm, and the cost of letting a fox, even one with the sweetest of bargains, into their hen house. The memory of Carrnard and his thieving ways served as a constant reminder: true guardianship comes not from empty promises, but from those who have stood watch, day and night, protecting their flock with every ruffle of feather and every crow of their soul.

Moral of the story: Beware of charmers bearing easy solutions, for their honeyed words often mask bitter truths. Trust in those who have proven their dedication, whose experience is etched in their wrinkles and whose loyalty whispers in every beat of their hearts. For true safety lies not in grand promises, nor in the golden offerings of silver-tongued foxes, but in the quiet vigilance of those who stand guard, protecting what they hold dear, even when the shadows loom and the wind whispers of doubt.

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